You wanna know how I know I’m lame?
When it’s Friday and I get off work, I am not excited to go out, get shitty drunk and spend my Saturday hungover.
Oh no, my friends, oh no!
Today – a perfectly good Friday for getting shitty drunk - I got off work and I was excited to pick up my car ($1700 later), come home, finish up my laundry, wash the pile of dishes in the sink, clean up my room, pay my bills, order a pizza and watch a movie until it’s time for Cute Boy to get home from work.
I am so my mother’s child.
P.S. And in an effort not to be EXTRA lame by only leaving one lame post today, I promise to get back to you with Facts #21-30 in my “100 Things About Me” after I finish watching “The Assassination of Jesse James”.
See? Not so lame after all, huh?
UPDATE: I take it back. Today I am going to be extra lame.
Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall - Who's the Lamest of Them All?
2.29.2008
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2 comments:
I hate getting old. it freakin sucks.
haha honestly, i'd rather be lame and have that night than go out and get wasted. i'm not a big drinker!
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